Please don't be frightened, this is a benevolent organic environment.
My body functions as a nexus into the greater Meatscape:
The market value of organic mass is in the negatives, the cost of energy and server maintenence skyrockets.
Tackling the frontiers of innovation headfirst, I present you with the first flesh-and-blood-based web portal.
Supported by local anatomical communication, this flesh interface is built for user convenience and ecologic-economic sustainability. You wouldn't believe me if I were to tell you how much money we're saving this way.
Interacting with my organs (lungs, stomach, liver, kidneys, intestines) will allow you to traverse the proximal systems. Stay here as long as you want, but it's not my place to disclose where each organ leads.
You are the haruspex. So do your job, and begin cutting.
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Oh? You're saying there's something of importance missing..?
Could it be my bones? My brain? My appendix?.. They're not pictured above, but I have all those too. Trust me - they're there, albeit serve no immediate purpose.
It's something else? Well...
I know all my organs like the back of my hand, and I guarantee you that thing doesn't exist.
- pH level: 7 | heart rate: stable
