I've had a lot of guests, as of late...
Ah, you're looking at my organs?
Haha, I didn't really expect the company of voyeurs, but I hope you like them! Let me tell you more...
From left to right, they are: lungs, stomach, liver, kidneys, and intestines =)
They're pretty sweet, aren't they? I grew them myself, cell to cell. I'm so proud.
Thank you. I bet your organs are awesome too. What kinds do you have?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Right.
I have all those too! And the bones, the skin, and all the things that are not in my torso, too. My brain is not pictured here, but trust me - it's very cute.
Wait, what was that?
You say there's something of importance missing?
No idea what you're talking about.
No... sorry. I don't think I believe you. You seeing it "once, in a practical biology class, inside of a pig" doesn't sound even remotely credible. ...And you still think it's real?
Stop it, you're getting out of line.
I know all my organs like the back of my hand, and I guarantee you that thing doesn't exist.