Wow, hello! Welcome to my poisoned web-hosted carrion =)

Don't worry about it, I don't mind you being here.

I've had a lot of guests, as of late...


Ah, you're looking at my organs?

Haha, I didn't really expect the company of voyeurs, but I hope you like them! Let me tell you more...

From left to right, they are: lungs, stomach, liver, kidneys, and intestines =)

They're pretty sweet, aren't they? I grew them myself, cell to cell. I'm so proud.


Thank you. I bet your organs are awesome too. What kinds do you have?


Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Right.

I have all those too! And the bones, the skin, and all the things that are not in my torso, too. My brain is not pictured here, but trust me - it's very cute.

Wait, what was that?

You say there's something of importance missing?

No idea what you're talking about.

No... sorry. I don't think I believe you. You seeing it "once, in a practical biology class, inside of a pig" doesn't sound even remotely credible. ...And you still think it's real?

Stop it, you're getting out of line.

I know all my organs like the back of my hand, and I guarantee you that thing doesn't exist.


Move along.